Yes, you read that headline correctly. Instead of adding a resident to the supermax prison/palace or implementing the old prison to incarcerate SweetTart, authorities took the reserve tank, tank number 3, in case anyone is counting, and created a new neighborhood. To everyone’s surprise, SweetTart was not the one removed, but Smee and her babies. Everyone is happy with the arrangement, particularly Smee, who now dances for the authorities whenever they are nearby to show her gratitude. We asked her how it felt to live with her children and she said:
“Again, they aren’t mine. But they stay out of my way, and there’s enough room for the six of us, so it’s fine.”
Authorities’ once large family room is now overrun with tanks.
“It was never our intention to have more than one tank,” one of the authorities grumbled.
“It takes about three hours to clean them all,” another informed us.
Without Smee to antagonize, Beetlejuice has noticed that Milktoast is larger than him. This has led to the two of them getting into small scraps and authorities wondering if the tank’s too small for the both of them. Will they buy a fourth tank for Beetlejuice? Authorities have said no, but it’s clear that after eight years, the thirty-gallon tank is too small.
—The Bubbly Review
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