Madame’s Palace is clean, but is she sick?
After the third drain and scrub, Madame Geoffrey moved back into the Palace/Supermax Prison two weeks ago. So far, no algae has grown back; however, without an algae eater, everyone knows it’s just a matter of time before the Madame finds herself back in the reserve tank next to Beetlejuice. Doctors noticed a growth on Geoffrey’s dorsal fin two days ago. After much research—and we know how good they are at that—authorities have decided to treat for cottonmouth and other unknown bacteria that attack fins with a heavy dose of antibiotics. The dear lady’s attitude remains unaffected by weird growth and meds, and she is as chipper as ever when the authorities say hi to her from down the hall.
PUC and SweetTart relationship success
PUC and SweetTart’s growing disagreements and fin fighting over the last month started to concern neighbors. Inspired by Beetlejuice and Smee, the couple went to counseling to see if they could reconcile or break up.
“The counseling itself didn’t work. The councilors are truly awful at their jobs. It’s no wonder why Beetlejuice and Smee split up despite all the sessions they went to,” SweetTart told us.
When we asked what made them decide to stay together, the answer surprised us. It shouldn’t have, but it did.
“Honestly,” PUC said, putting his fin lovingly around SweetTart. “It’s our mutual desire to annoy Brain/Einstein.”
“Yes, we can gain up on him when he gets mean and picks a fight,” SweetTart said, nuzzling into PUC.
“Together, we are strong,” said PUC.
The reason to stay together may be questionable, but seeing them getting along allows us to ignore the rather toxic aspect of their relationship. On a somewhat related note, everyone has noticed that SweetTart has gained a little weight and thinks it’s cute how PUC lets her have some of his food.
—The Bubble Review
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