The Neighborhood Grows!
The Bubbly Review congratulates Beetlejuice and Smee on their latest batch of fry. The neighborhood welcomed fifteen little ones Friday night around 5 p.m. There is some debate between Smee and the rest of the tank about who they take after. Smee thinks they look like Beetlejuice. Everyone else says they look like Smee. We will not make a decision either way because they are adorable.
Brain/Einstein Moves.
Brain/Einstein became tired of the small cave he’d hidden behind since being let out of the Palace/Supermax prison and moved into a medium-sized cave. That PUC frequented this cave whenever he and SweetTart fought did not stop Brain/Einstein; in fact, that was probably why he picked it. PUC’s complaints to the authorities went ignored because “There are seven other caves.”
Happy Birthday, Madame Geoffrey.
Yesterday, Madame Geoffrey celebrated her third birthday with a festive party of one. We’re told that she enjoyed her birthday meal, which consisted of the same thing as every other day, with such gusto that bubbles came out of her gills.
Beetlejuice and Smee Stop Counseling.
To everyone’s sorrow, the quarrelsome couple decided to stop trying to reconcile on Friday. Beetlejuice hoped to split amiably, but as soon as the barrier net was removed (it takes up too much room now that there are twenty kids), Smee rammed into his side. Since Beetlejuice did not retaliate and Smee swam off immediately, everyone hopes this means some of the counseling was successful.
—The Bubbly Review
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