The Bubbly Review gave in to the demands of their journalists insisting on doing NaNoWriMo and ignoring all other, and dare we say paid, projects. The publication expected they’d return to work on December 1, 2023, signaling the end of Author Self-Inflicted Torture Month, but this did not happen.
Journalists contacted the editors and stated that they could not possibly come back until they’d finished the novels they started for NaNoWriMo. The Bubbly Review accepted their irrational demands to return to work on December 23rd and get Christmas off with pay. The editors said they are unhappy with the turn of events and the terms they agreed to, but they have no choice.
Kyle Sand, recently fired from the review for being a pyromaniac, reapplied for his job, stating that he had an exclusive on the missing fry and could have an article done no later than tomorrow. Feeling the pressure to restart the publication sooner, editors reinstated Kyle. Congratulations, Kyle.
Editors are looking forward to returning to business as usual, even though that led to rehiring a journalist who tries to light himself on fire despite living underwater and the lack of oil (authorities aren’t that bad at cleaning the tank). They also thank their wonderful readers for being patient with this turn of events, and they hope to find a way to ensure that this kind of thing doesn’t happen again.
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