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“Good evening, this is Dover Scale and Mackerel Fins welcoming you to another broadcast of the algae game!”
“We are looking forward to another wonderful spectacle. I wonder who will win this night’s competition, Dover?”
“My money is on Madame Geoffrey. Last night Milktoast ate her eggs before she could get them in her mouth. I see vengeance in the way she flicks her tail. I don’t think she’s going to let anyone else get Milktoast’s food.”
“And the tablet’s dropped! It barely hits the water before Beetlejuice nabs it and starts munching like he hasn’t just finished scarfing down flakes.”
“Brain/Einstein comes charging up from the bottom and bravely bites Ninja Smee out of the way! He’s trying to yank the tablet out of Beetlejuice’s mouth! Furious, Beetlejuice drops the tablet and goes after Brain/Einstein. The tablet descends gently towards the bottom.”
“To be picked up by Madame Geoffery! You might be right, Dover, she may win this thing. But wait, PUC, apparently inspired by Brain/Einstein’s foolish antic, tries to yank the tablet out of her mouth. She runs away, and she’s a very strong runner thanks to Beetlejuice, the tablet jostling up and down while she chews.”
“Meanwhile, Milktoast’s watching the mayhem. I wonder if she’ll get into the fray tonight, Mackerel. She may be too full from eating Madame Geoffrey’s eggs last night.”
“That may be a good thing. The competition for the algae is hot tonight. It’s now in Smee’s possession and already half-gone.”
“Lunch Lady has dropped another tablet in the tank. PUC and SweetTart notice it, but since they can’t get the whole thing in their mouths all they can do is pick at it. Milktoast descends on the algae, nudging PUC and Sweettart out of the way and covers it with her body. Milktoast has her food!”
“Meanwhile, Madame Geoffery finishes off the first tablet. You called that one, Dover.”
“And that’s it for us tonight. This broadcast was made possible by That Fish Store. “Our superior algae tablets will have your pleco screaming for more.”
This Mackerel Fins and Dover Scales from the Gravel Channel saying ta-ta for now. See you tomorrow, folks!”
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