We had to incarcerate Beetlejuice Zombiefish for the fourth time yesterday afternoon. His previous three stays lasted a mere two days; however, his sentence may be extended this time due to the amount of bodily damage he inflicted on Ninja Smee and Madame Geoffrey. He’s awaiting trial for sentencing( once the authorities have calmed down) later today.
He has given us a letter to mail to his mother. Nobody knows where she is, but we will endeavor to deliver it. A copy of it is below.
Dear Mother, I am in prison. I've been here before, but this time feels different, so I thought I'd reach out. I know I haven't seen you since I was two months old, but I hope you remember me. I'm the one who would tug on your flipper when my fourth sister would come after me. You'll be happy to know that I'm no longer bullied. I want you to know that I am grateful that you kept Dad from eating me as a minnow, like he did my second brother and fifteenth sister. Take care, Beetlejuice
It should be noted that Ninja Smee visits Beetlejuice often and taunts him. When he lunges at her, she lunges back, and they attack each other through the mesh. They quit when one gets their teeth stuck and has to spend a few moments dislodging themselves.
Warden Crustation
Written In Ink 