The tragic death of Sassy has turned the neighborhood into a Mad Max free for all. Several residents have decided it’s time to move homes and become ruler of them all. Beetlejuice no longer hangs out in the upper corner of the tank and takes turns booting other residents out of their homes. Chummy has declared an unrivaled hate towards Madame Geoffrey and Beetlejuice, splitting up his time in chasing (and biting) one and then the other. Pinky and Einstein expressed a general dislike for everyone. They set up a laboratory to test some of their plans to take over the tank. PUC and Sweettart have filed several grievances about Pinky and Einstein’s aggressive behavior. The authorities have assured us that they take all grievances seriously, but haven’t acted on the complaints because they are actively investigating PUC for giving Einstein a black eye. Wilt and Ezekiel have taken up the habit of hanging out together, saying, “The buddy system, is really the only way to keep from getting ripped fins.” For the most part, everyone has agreed to leave Milketoast alone when it is not mealtime.
Authorities watched the mayhem for a week before deciding that the ripped fins, missing scales, and swollen eyes were too much. They bought a medium breeder box and converted it into a prison. Chummy was the first inmate. Beetlejuice was then incarcerated after Chummy was released. Authorities are now considering taking Einstein into custody once Beetlejuice’s sentence is up.
—The Bubbly Review
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