MISSING FISH REPORT

Incident NumberOfficer on CaseDate and TimeOn a scale of 1 to 10, how dire do you think this is?
000026Inspector FishnetApril 7, 2015 3:17 am4
Name of marine life reporting the lossAddressRelationship to the MissingReason for reporting the marine life missing
Ginger “Geoffrey” Giraffe  The Watery NeighborhoodSpouseThere was a net and then he was gone
On a scale of 1 to 10, how worried are they?50  

Lost/Missing Marine Life

Name of the MissingNicknameScale/shell/flesh colorSize
Sasquatch Timid GiraffeSassyGreen body, blue head, bright yellow streak down dorsal finBiggest in the land
Marks/Scars on scale/shell/fleshWhen did you first notice the marine life missing?Location missing fromTime last seen and by who
Knot on the head from hitting the side of the tank repeatedlyLunchtime on April 6, 2014The middle of Water NeighborhoodLunchtime. Everyone in the tank because he’s so huge

Additional Information and Comments

My dearest Sassy was scraping his sides in quick, graceful swoops when the top of the building opened up. Sassy smashed his face into a corner with a thud, and then I lost sight of him. A giant fish net showed up, and everyone scattered. It was pandemonium! I hid under a plant that turned out to be Pinky and Brain’s home. After the net withdrew, Pinky and Brain chased me out of their home (they actually bit me. I couldn’t believe it). Anyway, Sassy was gone after that. I’ve been zipping around the tank searching for him, incurring injuries because my neighbors are the worst. Please find him!

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