Despite the Purple Plant couple being under surveillance for the last week, there was a rapid and violent chase within the plant this morning.
“The violence is unacceptable,” Sir Witherspoon III sniffed, displacing his monocle. “The pommeling must cease immediately. Yesterday, the brute knocked into me and dumped my tea.”
“Indeed. We are supposed to be a safe environment, but that female’s continuous screeching is ruining that illusion,” Wilt Chamberlin said, floating next to Sir Witherspoon.
The friends share the reedy, red plant and can’t understand the fish who aren’t able to co-exist. Mr. Chamberlin said it best when he described the neighborhood as “having plenty of space in which to hide and call your own.”
Authorities stepped in and incarcerated the male of the purple plant.
Despite scale -removal-treatment, the Lady of the Purple Plant is now hanging out as close to her mate as the prison net will allow. Occasionally he still lunges for her, but she always returns.
This is the first domestic violence case where the battered female keeps returning to the abuser that the authorities have seen in a fish tank.
“We are seriously displeased,” Inspector Seaweed informed us.
The Bubbly Review will continue to follow this ghastly situation as it unfolds.
—The Bubbly Review
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