The Lady of the Purple Plant either forgot about her past domestic abuse or decided to get revenge on the rest of the inhabitants. Something Nina Smee has taken personally.
“After all the time I spent watching her you’d think she’d leave my tail alone!”
This caused a lot of startling fear and, consequently, a lot of peeing and pooping for the rest of the fish, which inhibited the vital function of breathing. The tank began to go into crisis again. Not having any of that, authorities considered their options: set up a hospital tank and let her live there or force her to move out. They decided that the hospital tank would be too small for permanent residency and would be abusive. There’s also the issue of not having a hospital tank if she lived there, but the Bubbly Review decided not to bring up that issue.
A few other residents, who requested that their identities be kept anonymous, confessed to making plans for a nice funeral for the Lady.
It was clear she would have to go back to her previous resistance. This, however, posed a new problem for authorities. They were told that the neighborhood needs a certain amount of residents to keep them from killing each other. We at the Bubbly Review are suspicious of this information. Perhaps if there were only five fish in the tank, this would be a problem, but there are twelve.
Authorities decided to get two more fish when they took the angry Lady back to her previous residence. Two Giraffe cichlids were introduced: Sassy (short of Sasquatch) and Geoffroy. They are a sweet couple, and although they haven’t been fully welcomed, nobody has attacked them either. Although, despite Sassy’s docile disposition, everyone agrees that getting in his space is generally a bad idea.
–The Bubbly Review
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